Saturday, January 06, 2007

10 reasons why

... my iPod is better than a boyfriend.

10. My iPod encourages me to get out and exercise.
9. My iPod does whatever I tell him to do.
8. My iPod can come with me to work and nobody thinks that's weird.
7. My iPod will wear the outfits I buy him (BONUS: we can match!).
6. My iPod and I have unlimited options for "our song".
5. My iPod has a great memory.
4. My iPod goes wherever I want.
3. My iPod is so easy to shop for.
2. My iPod can accommodate all my mood swings (BONUS: with no complaining!)

And the #1 reason my iPod is better than a boyfriend:

I control when he's turned on!

*Me and jPod hangin' on the couch on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

5 comments:

brianne said...

you are too cute :)
jpod hehe.

realgir! said...

Haha, if by cute you mean pathetic! Me and jPod had a whole photoshoot this afternoon. He was very patient.

Allison said...

You can also get some fun accessories for your ipod.

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/16/ibuzz_ipod_vibrator.html

JD. said...

Im clearly going to counter with 10 reasons man is better than iPod.

Junior said...

I love that photo of you. Lucky JPod.